✦ New York, NY · Oslo & Fredrikstad, Norway
An agency that over-promises is no agency at all. We tell you what works, what doesn't, and what it will actually cost you.
Most businesses don't need ten channels. They need one that brings customers in now, and one that stops them paying for every single customer two years from now.
Ads pointed at people already looking for what you sell. Measurable from day one, and switched off just as fast when the numbers don't hold up.
Visibility you own outright. Slower to build, but it doesn't stop working the day you turn off the budget.
No three-month onboarding phase. We want something live within two weeks, then we adjust against real numbers instead of assumptions.
What a customer costs you today, where they come from, and where it leaks. One hour, no slide deck.
One channel, one clear offer, a budget that doesn't hurt. You see results as they come in, not in a monthly summary.
What brings customers gets more. What doesn't, dies. We don't keep anything alive just because it was in the plan.
We don't lead with a wall of logos. We lead with the one we know inside out, because we didn't advise on it from the outside. We helped build it.
A family sushi chain we helped build and scale over several years. It started as a single restaurant. Today it runs across multiple locations in the Oslo area, and one branch alone has passed a thousand customer reviews.
What made the difference wasn't a clever campaign. It was consistent local visibility, reviews treated as an asset instead of an afterthought, and follow-up that didn't drop the ball. The same three things we build for clients now.
We're deliberately not turning this into a slide of vanity metrics. If you want the detail on how it was done, ask on the call and we'll walk you through it properly.
Founders and operators, not consultants. We built and scaled a sushi chain into a multi-location business before we ever sold marketing, and we still think like owners: every krone spent has to come back.
Operator before marketer. Co-founded and scaled the family sushi chain from one restaurant into a multi-location business. Years across direct-to-consumer and B2B. Treats every client account like his own P&L. Played football professionally, where results are public.
Founder. Co-founded and scaled the family sushi chain into a multi-location business, then spent two years inside an American marketing agency learning how paid growth is run at scale. Builds the outbound and campaign systems clients run on. Studying Entrepreneurship and Business Development at BI Norwegian Business School.
LinkedIn →Dealmaker. Co-founded and scaled the family sushi chain into a multi-location business and owned its B2B side, negotiating with suppliers since he was fourteen. Years across direct-to-consumer and B2B. Handles partnerships and key accounts.
LinkedIn →Operators and specialists we lean on when a problem sits outside our own lane. We'd rather ask someone who has solved it than guess in front of a client.
Thomson Reuters. Exceeded quota so hard they rewrote the targets.
LinkedIn →If we don't think we can help you, we say so on the first call. It costs us a client and saves you six months.
You get access to the accounts, not just a summary. Everything we report, you can find yourself.
We take on a limited number, because the alternative is doing a mediocre job for everyone.
It depends on the channel and the scope, and we won't quote a number before we've seen yours. What we can say is that we don't take on clients where the budget is too small to make sense. We tell you that up front instead of taking the money anyway.
On paid: first leads usually arrive within two to four weeks. On organic: three to six months before it moves the needle. If someone promises you fast organic results, walk away.
No. We think an agency that needs a twelve-month contract to keep clients has a problem the contract isn't going to fix.
No, and you should be sceptical of anyone who does. We can guarantee what we do, how often you hear from us, and that you see every number along the way. The outcome also depends on your offer and your market, and neither of those is entirely ours to control.
The person who sells you is the person running your account. You don't get handed to a junior after signing.
Then we say so. The first conversation is an assessment in both directions, and it costs nothing.
No fluff, no filler. An honest read on what's possible and what it will take.
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